Word Slinger

Worst movie etiquette ev-er. Sometimes people get annoyed with audible distractions whilst watching a feature. A great example of this would be the 40+ minutes that it took you to entirely polish off your carbonated beverage. And by polish, I mean the soda and every last piece of ice in the god forsaken cup. Not only was the ice loud when you brought the cup to your lips 482 times, the open mouth molar crunching of said ice just about sent me over the edge. Funny that you didn’t notice me lasering a hole in the side of your head with my eyes. What was really great was when you couldn’t get the last piece out so you started tapping on the bottom of the cup while it was at your lips before you finally just reached your hand in to retrieve it. You really had no idea how close I was to leaning over and slapping that cup out of your hand. Thanks a heap, coyote ugly.